Birthday Dinner Choices

The boy says, “Golden Corral for my birthday dinner.”

I say, “How about Olive Garden?”
 
“Golden Corral”
 
“Taco Bar?”
 
“Golden Corral”

 

*sigh* - "Do we have to go there?”
 

“But MOM! They have a CHOCOLATE FOUNTAIN!”
 

Pause
 

“Oh . . .Why didn't you say that in the first place?”